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yeah right me?
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Dec. 18th, 2006 @ 05:38 am
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" The good fuck"
You are 58 fuckable! |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 0% on humpers |
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my type of woman?
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Dec. 18th, 2006 @ 05:30 am
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Curvy and Naughty
Raw score: 81% Big Breasts, 63% Big Ass, and 40% Cute! |
Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test.
Note that you like women overall curvier than average.
My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on tit-size |
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You scored higher than 99% on ass-size |
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Nov. 19th, 2006 @ 06:42 am
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After being laid off, I wasn’t able to find a job in the field I was specialized in so I took a job in clerical where I wasn’t qualified, but I figured after talking to friends I’d get by and slowly learn. “But I’m a guy I said and these jobs aren’t for guys.” I said I wasn’t trying to be biased about the position I finally applied for it was simply that it is a stereotyped job and I didn’t label it as that. ‘They’ had done that, not me. ( Read more... )</
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a birthday present
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Sep. 26th, 2006 @ 05:05 am
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I knew she had lost weight. She told me when we talked on our cells. i got a taste of how much too. You bet your... or her sweet buttocks I did.
It was a day off for both and we figured she'd be out of twon on my b-day so guess what that crazy woman did. She happened to have a key to my house somehow and she was bold as hell.
She was as bold as all get out because she did something I'd never have the guts to do.
R and I'm not using her real name for fear of her being caught had stripped down completely naked. She new I was out front weeding.
She slipped in the back door that was locked, went through my kitchen and called out my name from what seemed like my back yard.
I came around to the back. I walked in the house since the door was cracked open slightly, and there she was... all whatever poundage she is at now, but after losing 45 lbs finally, there she was a svelte looking woman smiling with a red ribbone around her diagonally and only wearing her white panties.
No kidding, nothing else on and smiling away with her arms wide open and wishing me or giving me a Happy Birthday Surprise. Hell yeahhhh. What better present then that. So I thanked her and took off everything but my undies too. Woo Hoo... can ya say fun?Current Mood:  bouncy |
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Friday was interesting
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Sep. 9th, 2006 @ 04:07 am
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All day Friday I had this smile going on. It was a shit eating grin. Generally I'll look at anyone, which isn't saying I don't discriminate when I look at people, because i do.
First there has to be some sense of personal hygiene. NOT EVERYONE HAS THAT SENSE ABOUT THEM...I'll guarentee you that. Others...damn, they just do not care about themselves!
However, standing outside by myself, since I really don't know a majority of the people too well (I work in different area altogether)... BUT to get to the point:
"Fat Bottom Girls" ran over and over and over in my head and by the end of lunch I was having a field day. Oh yeah there had to be at least 12 females who fit that category and they were pretty, they had good hygiene and they were friendly and not bitchy either.
Being friendly tops it off. You know, if I could simply open my mouth and say, "You know what? I really love the size and shape of your ass (or plump ass)... its really made my day. It truly rounds you out in the best of ways, that's for sure."...
I guess I'd add that that is not a play on words either... Yeah..my mind wandered when I thought of a few of those girls backsides (mmmmmmm)
baaad baaad boy I am!Current Mood:  cheerful Current Music: Fat Bottom girls |
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What? What the hell happened? Am I Rip Van Winkle? What happened to May, June, July and Where is August too? Huh? Helloooo, Hellooooooo? Is anyone out there? I'm wearing flannel shirts and t-shirts in August (because of some inclement weather in the office).
Still what the H happened to the summer. I've been here all this time and it is September 1, 2006!!!! September? Like what in the living H E L L???????
What's next... Thanksgiving weekend? Is that like a few weeks away. Yeah, I'm going to blink and maybe snort and there it is.. bing bang boom!
Then what? Xmas?? like huh?????
Then what January. Uh uhhhh, no no no! uhhh uhhhh!!!! My birthday? Ohh heck you don't even wanna know how old I'll be.
Oh heck what happened to the 80's and 90's, does any one remember them?
Sep. 1st, 2006 @ 03:28 am
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At the emergency room of Montgomery Area Critical Care Hospital or MACC Hospital were two of the best response teams in the state of Illinois. Geri and her team as well as Jack’s team of Rapid Response Technicians worked particularly steadfast on a woman who came in due to a multi auto accident.
( Read more... )
Jul. 16th, 2006 @ 06:02 am
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| You scored as Exciting. You are exciting, people want to fuck your brains out and you know it. Whether it's in an airplane or on the back of the bus, sex with you is always exciting.
Exciting | | 63% | Hot | | 56% | Shy | | 50% | Awkward | | 44% | Sweet | | 44% | Wet | | 44% | Soft | | 44% | Violent | | 31% | </td>
What is your sexual style?
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Jul. 7th, 2006 @ 05:49 am
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Weird but wonderful.. It was hot as in 95 amost yesterday afternoon. I had to pull up carpet. When we were done, we went swomming at our neighbors. They werenn't home and it wasn't a big deal.
After a while everyone but my youngest and I were there. All of sudden, the Mrs came home and NOT MY Mrs. either. Anyways, it was a great line as she walked out of the back door patio. My son was swimming away and at the same time, she calls out "Hey handsome put on a shirt, you are a good looking guy, but you aren't sexy!"
Like what? huh? I turn my head around, she's in her bathing suit. She comes up, rubs my shoulders smiles at me, and asks me how I'm doing.
"Well, I thought to myself, I'd be great if you'd... well you know I'm thinking..."
From out of nowhere, and no shit on this one... she says, "Now now.. don't start thinking that way", giggles and stopped rubbing my shoulders.
I"d be in deep shit if my wifey saw that or my son saw her do it.
My neighbor is so great. Too bad I can't get into trouble with her, but I can fantasize!
Jun. 16th, 2006 @ 04:19 am
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| » Heaven and Hell:Disprectful humor |
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In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the
Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red
vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy
lives.
Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and
Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And
Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some
sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.....( Read more... )
If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five
fewer people laughing in the world.
May. 7th, 2006 @ 03:10 am
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She's fun, fine, and friendly. she's the aunt I wish I always had.. winks!
Apr. 29th, 2006 @ 04:52 am
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Wouldnt it so fine if... one was on a vacation, walking the beach alone and contemplating life in general. Along comes someone and you strike up a normal, casual conversation. Before you know it, you've got several things in common, you know several people from around the area... very well in fact... but the two of you have never met while knowing the same people.
True to my word is that fact. Last weekend I was chattnig online to a couple of old friends I knew way back in high school. I haven't seen them in over 10 years. I happened to come in touch through a parental web site.
Oddly, I was looking for advice for some questions I had. Then I saw a couple of answers I liked. When I went to their profiles, I thought..my god I haven't seen her in ages. No shit! So I emailed her, and we ended up chatting later on Easter night.
It made me recall that vacation I took with a couple of friends in Florida. Then running into a guy and his girlfriend who I ended up talking to while walking. I talked to the guy breifly, while walking, but his girlfriend and I talked for another two miles while walking around the public beach.
It was incredible to us that we knew so many people, well too, but never knew each other. I told my old, old friend from high school about that and she and I had a good old time a couple of nights ago.
Apr. 19th, 2006 @ 05:30 am
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As I wake each morning, I wonder what you've been doing. Are you as happy as you want to be? Probably not. Life is a rollercoaster, isn't it? You'll always experience high's and low's and sometime's too many difficult turns on that roller coaster.
LJ and MS are nice places to express one's self. Getting it off your chest helps, a little. As life goes on, the rollercoaster becomes a little easier. That's only if you ride it out.
Always expect that there will be weird, unusual, bad, and unexpexcted events in your life. It doesn't always happen to others, it seems, but 'it' does seem to happen to you.
Who knows, life could be peachy all they way through.
"Hey, says the young guy or girl, I'm only 22. What's gonna happen to me?"
"Plenty, it's just how you wanna deal with it. You can accept everything as it comes along or not deal with it; but remember, if you don't accept what happens, you're gonna be upset often or even overwhelmed", said the man.
Remember this...
Take the bad with the good, because both will and do pass and regardless, you WILL learn from them, either way!
Apr. 4th, 2006 @ 03:18 am
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I bet sex on the beach with ....would be absolutely beautiful. A pipe dream, a pipe dream only
:-)
waves a crashing,
lips harmoniously clashing
Bodies vivaciously thrashing
all around is ravishing
Not a bad thought, huh..depends on who though...
Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 02:13 pm
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my niece was born wednesday!! same date as mine!! my sister had a huge taste for a beer. 9 months without, so I took her a 6 pack and some tasty munchies. My niece, she's so cute. Someone even said she looks like me..what? no way!
Jan. 20th, 2006 @ 09:11 am
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Wow...and wow again....
Yes, I say wow because there comes a time when every man, woman and well grown adults comes into their own...finally!!!
( Read more... ) Happy here for the time being...but who knows what today brings...
Jan. 14th, 2006 @ 04:05 am
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It just isn't always.
No it isn't always.
We try. We hope. We pray.
Life just isn't.
I see it, they see it, we all see it.
We can only try.
We can only work hard.
The truth doesn't always come.
But it is there.
Sometimes it isn't meant to be said.
But it is said.
Life is what.
Life is what you want it to be.
If it isn't, change it.
Find a way to change life.
Find a way to change life so that you are happy.
I am pretty happy
Are you pretty happy?
Otherwise life isn't!
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Jan. 7th, 2006 @ 04:34 am
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Click, push play and listen...funny as ever!
http://tinafolsomphotography.com/ebay_song.html
Jan. 5th, 2006 @ 08:32 am
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Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty..just ask anyone?
Dec. 22nd, 2005 @ 02:09 am
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